As winning in PW.

Oh.

Yep, the only true winner is the audience, in my opinion.

The APC thunders through the wall, slamming into the sphereoid drone on the other side. It bends metal and slams in the face, but no chunks are thrown off. It's really just denting and some minor splitting.
Elite #2:"Probability of enemy robot explosion is at 25%. Self sacrifice: accepted. Acknowledgement of loss: accepted. Enemy victory: Unacceptable."
The Commander and the Engineer jump down and land on the lower floor. They both get to watch as the APC rams an enemy.
Commander:"He's got a lot of balls, slamming into an exploding robot like that."
Engineer:"Come on red! You too! Jump!"
The Soldier gets ready to jump. He reaches the crumbling edge, and looks back. The last visible enemy unit has him dead to rights. He only has time for one last insult.
Soldier:"Your OS is Windows Vista."
Rain sprints up the stairs for the roof.
Rain:"Command, how long until that damn dropship gets here?!?"
High Command:"Sorry Rain, it's running behind schedule! 3 more minutes tops! I promise!"
Rain:"I'll have you sorting through spare parts for this."
The support starts to buckle, as cracks start coming from the last thing bearing the weight of an entire floor. It's not a question of if, but when at this point.

(05-15-2011 07:55 PM)Agent10361 link Wrote:  I see you are new. Welcome to the PW forums!

Only slightly, i've seen but never really made an account.

Also,  woot ownage apc coming in for the save.

And another also, Lolololol windows vista.

I like that insult. Im going to make it my sig.
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The scout Drone Leader doesnt care. But the insult somehow makes him miss his shot at the soldier.
Scout Drone Engineer:All systems are shutting down. Preparing reboot.
Drone Engineer:Hostile approching. Electricity reading:High
The Heavy assult Drone approaches the area.
Heavy Assult Drone:All systems functioning correctly. All power currently being diverted to defense...
there is a long pause
Heavy Assult Drone:Divertion Complete

The Soldier rides the floor down as it gives way from the wall. He thanks the great 0100000101001001 That he's still alive.
Soldier:"I can't believe he missed... it's as if some higher power appreciated my insulting skills so much he decided to spare me!"
Engineer:"Neither can I! I thought you were dead!"
Commander:"Glad to see you still alive, soldier. Now let's move, rescue's on it's way. We still on for those upgrades you promised?"
Soldier:"Abseloutely."
The APC careens for the water. Elite #2 jams on the breaks, but it's probably too late.
Elite #2:"Probability of Vehicle halt is neglegible. Probability of H2O based deactivation is 99%. Either outcome, Friend Avenged. Mission complete. Death: acceptable."
Rain pops out on the roof, looking at the engineer.
Rain:"Tell you what, I'm feeling generous. Go ahead and get out of here. Tell all your friend about us."
The sound of rotor-based engines drones in the distance...
Rain:"And there's my ride."

Heavy Assult Drone:Engineer, I am approaching. I have 3 missles already. Arming missle one. Hostile dropship inbound.
Drone Engineer:Retreating. Goodbye hostile.
The engineer starts to float away still holding the crate.
Scout Drone Commander:Systems rebooting in 10 seconds

The APC's front bobs up to the surface, as the Elite inside gets one last look at the sunlight.
Elite #2:"Probability of H20-based deactivation is now at 100%. Uploading all relevant data to Command network."
The Commander and Engineer walk offscreen, for the staircase. The Soldier looks back and sees the rapidly sinking APC.
Soldier:"Huh... so that's why we don't have boats."
The Dropship flies onto the scene. Carried by four turbine engines, it produces no visible thrust and very little noise.
Pilot:"Sorry i'm late! But the point is, i'm here now so get ready to evacuate."
Rain:"Come on! I've got better things to do than stand on a roof you know!"

I really enjoy this match actually.

Drone Engineer:Hostile evac approaching location.
Heavy Assult Drone:Engineer, stand by and arm missles
Drone Engineer:Standing by...
Scout Drone Commander:Systems restarting...

The plot in this match is very engaging, though I can't say why

I had no idea it would be this popular. Thanks for all the support.

The APC fully sinks below the surface. No bubbles, no nothing. Just, motionless. One final transmission comes from below the waves.
Elite #2:"Upload complete."
Pilot:"Get everyone to the rooftop! I'm not leaving unless everyone's here; I don't care how high your rank is and I don't care how much you want to kill me. I don't leave anyone still functioning behind."
Rain:"Oh for the love of- Alright, fair enough. They'll be here any second now, anyway."
Downstairs, the Soldier prepares to leave, when he hears something.
Elite #1:"Aren't you, I dunno, FORGETTING SOMEONE?!?"
Soldier:"Who said that?"
Elite #1:"Down here! What are you blind?!?"
Soldier:"Oh my god a talking head. How exactly are these elites assembled that they just don't die for anything?"
Elite #1:"How about you pick me up and I can tell you on the way out of here!"

Oh yay talking heads!

Im glad too. But it just began to get good. We can't end it without a chase!

Scout Drone Commander:Systems operational. Proceeding with mission.
Drone Engineer:Heavy Assult Drone ready missles
Heavy Assult Drone:Already done. Locking onto hostile dropship
Scout Drone Commander:Now do we really need to use robot talk?
Drone Engineer:Yes we do. Now talk like a robot!

Pilot:"Alright, landing gear extended, turbines to landing position."
A siren sounds inside the cockpit. Text illuminates the screen.
Pilot:"Rain I've got a missile locked onto me! Stop it before I get shot down!"
Rain:"On it!"
Rain moves for the edge. If this dropship explodes, her only chance of getting out of this hellhole goes up in flames.
The Commander and Engineer approach the top of the stairs.
Commander:"We're home free now, yellow. What's the first thing you're gonna do when you get back to base?"
Engineer:"I think i'll get a transfer to some deskwork... This is way too stressful for me to handle day in and day out."
Commander:"You sure? The way you patched me up in the heat of battle, I could use a man like you on the front lines!"
Engineer:"Hell it's a long dropship ride. I'll consider your offer..."
Meanwhile, the Soldier looks at the drone staring at him.
Soldier:"Um... can I just take the dismembered head of my friend and go?"
Elite #1:"I'm screwed..."

The Scout Dron Commander turns around
Scout Drone Commander:All power diverted to defense.
Drone Engineer:I think you should have destroyed the hostiles behind you...
Scout Drone Commander:Their gunship is gonna blow up anyway so why bother?
The Heavy Assult Drone fires a missle but It looks like it will hit the building.
Heavy Assult Drone:Target miss.

Rain takes one look at the missile, and boards the now landed dropship.
Rain:"My god, who made the guidance systems on their missiles? The Russians?"
Pilot:"Who the hell knows. Alright, everyone get onboard!"
The Commander and Engineer pop out at the top of the building.
Commander:"There's our ride home. Alright, let's get out of here."
Engineer:"Sounds like a plan."
The Soldier picks up his friend's head. He looks outside and watches the 3 enemies.
Soldier:"So yeah i'm uh... Just gonna... go... now..."
Elite #1:"Back away slowly... Just keep going."

Heavy Assult Drone:Arming missle two
The other drones dont move. The drone commander doesnt move either not even turning to shoot at the hostiles. He doesnt even seem to notice them.

Pilot:"I've got another missile alert... What are they doing down there?"
Rain:"Beats me."
The Commander and Engineer make haste for the other side of the dropship, so they can board and get the hell outta here.
Commander:"Finally, we get the hell out of here."
Engineer:"Yeah... Can we just go now?"
The soldier just walks away.
Soldier:"Yeah imma go now."
Elite #1:"Yeah that's it just walk away. We're almost home free."

Scout Drone Commander:Oh come on! You can do better!
Heavy assult drone:Roger sir. Waiting for a clear shot at gunship.

Due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance, this may be my last post.

The Commander and the Engineer both board.
Pilot:"Is that everyone?"
Commander:"No, we're still waiting on red."
Pilot:"Well tell him to haul ass! We don't got much time left!"
Meanwhile, downstairs...
Elite #1:"Haul ass, kid. We're running out of time!"
Soldier:"I'm moving!"

If that means your getting bored I have a good way to end this.

I thought that meant he was going to die. Guess I was wrong.

No really, I meant The world was gonna end but it didn't so now we're all fine.

You should really fix the map darkening the map looks really ugly now that its been darkened since the last 2 pages