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ZEROCORP 3
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ZEROCORP 3

Welcome to the Zerocorp Sandbox & Roleplay.

The legendary CEO Zeroarmorclone has many branches of Zerocorp across the universe. Join Zerocorp's newest office and interactively optimize cutting-edge customer service, rapidiously leverage existing process-centric ideas and holisticly strategize integrated content!

RULES:
1. Sandbox declaring applies, however you can have as many consecutive turns as you like.
2. Zerocorp has a contract with Quantum Unlimited Construction Co. If you can think it, you can have it. Floor you want already claimed? Sandwich a new one in there. Room too small? Make it bigger. Anything you need can be provided thanks to Zerocorp's platinum package.
3. You can have as many characters as you like. Feel free to add NPC staff around that everyone can abuse interact with!
4. While murder and destruction of property is not against Zerocorp's terms of service, please respect your fellow employees!

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07-29-2020 06:50 PM
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RE: ZEROCORP 3

mum says i can declare so can i please declare mr lucan c. please

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07-29-2020 07:15 PM
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Reading music

Aleksi Askouyonskinovskiskynov sits in his room on the upper floors of the ZeroCorp subsidiary building. Unbeknownst to many, he is a secret communist that he expertly conceals using the "How to not appear Russiankov 101" training in the KGBski. In his room he gathers 3 children that you shouldn't look too much into.

First of the children is the leader. Arski Skyski. A blond child with eager intent to serve the motherland proud. The second is the black haired boy. Arnov Novra, who goes along with his leader at every word. And last is the quieter boy. D'aou'thovrex, the reckoning. A poor boy born with a severe medical condition.

"Какого черта ты только что, черт возьми, сказал обо мне, маленькая сука?" Says Aleksi, to his child workforce. Intent on riling them up for a communist revolution of the Zerocorp Imperialists *spit*. "Я знаю, я закончил высшую ступень в своем классе по морским котикам, участвовал в многочисленных секретных рейдах на Аль-Каиду, и у меня более 300 подтвержденных убийств. Я обучен войне горилл и я главный снайпер во всех вооруженных силах США. Ты для меня ничто иное, как еще одна цель. Я уничтожу тебя, черт возьми, с точностью, подобной которой еще никогда не видели на этой Земле, запомни мои гребаные слова. Вы думаете, что можете сказать, что это дерьмо для меня через Интернет? Подумай еще раз, придурок. Пока мы говорим, я связываюсь со своей секретной сетью шпионов по всей территории США, и ваш IP отслеживается прямо сейчас, чтобы вы лучше подготовились к шторму, опарыш. Буря, которая уничтожает жалкую мелочь, которую ты называешь своей жизнью. Ты чертовски мертв, малыш. Я могу быть где угодно, в любое время, и я могу убить тебя более чем семьюстами способами, и это только моими голыми руками. Я не только хорошо обучен рукопашному бою, но у меня есть доступ ко всему арсеналу Корпуса морской пехоты США, и я буду использовать его в полной мере, чтобы стереть с лица континента вашу жалкую задницу, вы, маленькое дерьмо. Если бы вы только знали, какое нечестивое возмездие собиралось обрушить на вас ваш маленький «умный» комментарий, возможно, вы бы сдержали свой гребаный язык. Но ты не мог, ты не сделал, и теперь ты платишь цену, чертов идиот. Я наплюну ярость на тебя, и ты утонешь в этом. Ты чертовски мертв, детка."

The children cheer at the speech! He points at the door and shouts "идти! иди мои дети! Общаться! Узнайте больше об их жизни, а затем сожгите их на чертовой земле!!!"

"извини какашка это плохо переведено!" the children respond, in unison. Rushing out of the door to spread their propaganda about the communist revolution or be shot in the gulags! Soon, more children will join the communist workforce and start printing Pewdiepie merch in the sweatshops.

D'aou'thovrex, the slower boys, takes his time.

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Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
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07-29-2020 08:50 PM
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"Well, what's the damage today, Clarke?"
Officer Clarke started as his Sergeant's voice knocked him out of his fatigue induced reverie.
"Um, right, Sir. So it's a- Well, the victim was a ZeroCorp Financial Advisor, and-"
Sergeant Reeves interrupted him with a snort. "Fuckin' Corpos, but you know what I meant, Clarke. Why were we called?"
Clarke nervously broke eye contact and looked around the lobby for a moment. "Well Sir..." He started, "the body's condition is particularly... macabre-" he saw that the Sergeant was about to interrupt again and rushed to finish "-but more importantly, it's been nailed to the wall by a pair of silver and gold crucifixes."
The Sergeant blinked once, then twice, and as much as it worried him Clarke felt a small amount of pride as the old man seemed to turn a little pale. After a moment, Reeves spoke again. "The Church?" Clarke nodded. "Right. Well, I'll call for backup, let's just secure the crime scene. We'll start interviewing the other tenants once we have some men to hold down the fort."
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:dab_left: :dab_right:
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07-29-2020 09:41 PM
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At the top floor of the mostly vacant Zerocorp office, Gerald Bugman, weekend superintendent, went through his files and began to draw up a to-do list.

1. Trim hedges, scaring away business.

2. Install smoke detectors.

3. Lay eggs in the air ducts.


The morning had been uneventful, some more noise from the tenants downstairs but nothing out of the ordinary. The mild mannered drone remarked at the ease of his job, enjoying a cup of hot sugar water and deleting spam mails from his otherwise undisturbed corporate email account. This was the life, no fighting, no robots, space knights or zombies. As much as the old country was exciting, Gerald was hitting middle age fast, even thinking about retirement. On his desk was a portrait of the queen, A reminder of better times.
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07-29-2020 10:50 PM
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RE: ZEROCORP 3

Declare

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-29-2020 11:17 PM
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Sneaky declare

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The whirr and hum of mechanical and electrical equipment spins up as the Zerocorp fabrication lab comes online.

A terminal flickers on.

ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>_
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07-29-2020 11:39 PM
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Suddenly remembering something, Aleksi runs after his child labor force, closely following behind the strange tentacle-armed child, very slightly crouching in the tiny elevator to fit inside as the children look on. Pushing a button, he hears the elevator whirr as it moves up.

READING MUSIC

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The elevator doors finally opens on the top floor of the ZeroCorp building: the office of the Weekend Superintendant, Gerald Bugman. Aleksei flies into a rage as he struts to the desk, slamming his hand into it and slapping the insects morning coffee from its insect-hands.

"Проклятая ошибка!" he yells as he does. "Почему вы не разрешили мне создать лагерь рабского труда на этаже ниже?"

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"Это последний раз, когда ты будешь пересекать меня, ты, империалистическая свинья, гибридная штучка!" He says as he slams a fist into the computer monitor, sending sparks flying to the ground. "Как, если серьезно, что ты на самом деле ебешь?"

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Finally, he points an accusotory finger at Bugman "Если вы не позволите мне установить ГУЛАГ в подвале, вы услышите от моих адвокатов. Это нарушение прав человека!"

And with that, he turns to leave.

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But doesn't realise that the elevator has already left without him.

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Finally, as the elevator reaches the top floor, Aleksei steps into the somewhat more roomier than before elevator.

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Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-30-2020 01:09 AM
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Alice let out a soft sigh as she was finally roused from her sleep by the sun filtering in through her sheer curtains. Between the weird Russian guy and his brats upstairs and whatever the fuck kept waking her up from the other side of the building on the floor below her, she was happy to take her late mornings where she could get them.

She sunk back into her pillow with a groan. Alicehad known, she'd just known she shouldn't have taken the cheapest apartment in the city. What was another minimum wage job or two to pay rent on someplace that wasn't literally a corporate office? Seriously, how did they even get zoned for residential housing in what was by all accounts an office tower?

Bleh, probably had something to do with that Bugman guy. There was something off about him, even if she couldn't put her finger on it... No, no. She sighed again. He wasn't the worst landlord she's ever had, not by a long shot, wasn't fair to be prejudiced against him for no real reason.

She wriggled a bit in her uncomfortably warm bed, it was probably time to get up soon. Maybe she'd grab some cereal from her dresser's food drawer and actually have breakfast- y'know what, she'd probably have it on the balcony, too. It was her day off after all, and she wasn't going to let anything ruin it.

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DECCCLAAAARE
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Blowing wind. A quiet Zmmpf. Then muffled rustling as an eye surveys.
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Declare.
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Clint’s 30-year life has been a boring lazy mess for a long time. Now he’s about to change that. He’s heard there’s a bar opening in the city, so he figured having to pour beers out for the boys would help him develop some empathy and perspective. His biggest life goal for this year is to save up for a car. Saving up to buy an apartment would be too much for him, and he can live in a car just fine. He'd be able to rock out to his CD collection in a car, too.

Now it’s midday, there’s no one in the bar but him and his cleaning robot, provided courtesy of Zerocorp. Clint is considering installing some new firmware on it so he'd be able to talk to an AI, but he'd rather have someone come in for a drink.

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07-30-2020 06:37 AM
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Declare

Bugman slowly rises from his desk, surveying the damage to his vintage CRT monitor. Old memories begin to flood in, triggered by the scent of blood from the elevator shaft. Smashing glass and the rattling of thrown cups become the explosions of a forgotten battle. Green fire rains from the sky, rockets and bombs all around, the telltale crunch of an exoskeleton in the jaws of a sand shark.
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This was no time for coffee. Gerald needed a strong drink.
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I thought Gerald Bugman was drinking hot sugar water as opposed to coffee and it was Trifon that accidentally interpreted that as coffee :P

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07-30-2020 11:43 AM
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Declare

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-30-2020 01:33 PM
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Aleksei was so angry, he wanted to go downstairs to the basement to complain to the barman and threaten him for the papers to the basement so he could transform it into a slave labour camp for the glory of Russia.

However, a voice came to him. A distinctly Irish voice telling him to go to the 7th floor. Or 6th, depending on where you live. Besides, the barman was fluent in Russian, and that wouldn't have been funny.

Instead, He and the 3 children that are definitely 3 and not 2, decided to follow the voice to the laboratory.

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There, there were many strange machines. In the back was what looked like a 3D printer, a sight that young Arnov relished in. Maybe he could actually print food with this.

"Вы!" The bald-haired commander barked at the boy with the tentacle-armed birth defects "Хм ... как тебя зовут?"

Ì̵̢̝̺͓̹͔͆̆̿̚ ̷̛͎̣͝a̸̛̬͉̪̓̉̕m̵̨͎̪̺̜̎ ̵̛̹̦͇́͐͜D̸̟͖̎́͗̿̀̀͜'̷̘̠̰́̇͝͝â̵̮̗̏̈̏̅͘o̷̻͕̽̾͗̇ŭ̵̪̜̑̎̐͋'̵͖̃̾t̸̘̣̙̱̙͋h̴̢̨̹͗ŏ̵̿͂̔​̖̻̆̈́v̸̭̱͓͗́͒̂̈́̕r̷̖̹͈̲̞̍ͅe̷̛̛̝̖̐͊͒́͊x̴̺̓̎͠,̵̰͇̽͆̾̈́̿́ ̶͈̺̙̀́͌p̷̯̙͇͓̩̈́̽̄̕͜͠͝r̶͇̲̻͌̈́̅̏o̵̦͉̟͈͔̤͒̾́͂͌f̷̡̹̱̪̪̫͒͜l̸̢̰̻͎̬̦̈́̈̊͆̌ỉ̶̥̪̪̳ͅͅg̶̀͋̏​̝̻͇̤͍̉̆͒̇a̵̡̤̻̪͕̤̠̎̍̓͋t̷̜̰͉̗̞̯͔͗̕ê̷͓.̷̢͍̩̰̠͐̾͊ ̴̹͍̝͙͇̱̊̿͒̽͂̅Ṭ̴̨̫̪͕͍̄̅̊̇̿̕ḩ̸̘͈͉̫̈́̏̚e̵̬̯͈͕͖̱̜͆̀̅̆̾ ̷̰̩̲̩̳̲̈́̾ȓ̸̳̪̄͐̉͂͋ë̴̤̦͍́̀́c̶̮̘̘͎̞̀̅̍̂̓̈́k̵̥͔̙̋ỏ̵̰͈̣̲͔̌͜n̸͖̞̫̘̉͊̿ì̸̼̰̭̰̼̊̕͜n̸͊̐​̲͘ģ̵̢̩̜̲̱̖̆̐͊.̸̰͙͕̼̖̥́̐́͘ ̷̡̛́͐͗͠T̸̨̥̤̩̏ḩ̴̙̰̗̩̞̳͝ȅ̶̝̗̠͈͌̀́͘ ̸̧̧̗͔̞̱̱̒͊c̸̜̩͎̫̝̄̈́͑̅̆o̶̥̺̩͘ͅm̸̡͇͍̻̅į̷̱̳̻̠̰̊̉͋́͝n̶̰̤͚̖̯̞̝͌̄͆g̴̭͈̈̐̈́̆͒̀ ̶̨̧͓̜͔̦̿͐͛̅̚d̸̰̍̍̄ą̸͈̿̿̈́ṛ̵͓̤̮͊͛͋̄̉́̚k̸̜̜̆̿̔͌̕̕n̷̡̩̭͈̉̊̐̓̋͑̊e̵̢̗̣̿͜ͅͅŝ̴̡͎̙͑̒̑ͅ​̘̝̤s̶͎̟̯͍̄.̶̘̻̲̬̩̭͖́̌͂̃ ̷͇̺̹̎T̷̛̳̞̦̔̀̌̾̽̑h̷̡̛̘̅͑̒̇͝é̴͚̫̼͚͈͑ ̵̱͙̤̈́b̸̼͇̰͚̄̈͒̆͝͝r̸̩̱̟͎̓̓̓ȩ̶̨̪͔̼͚̥́́a̷̡͛ṯ̴̯̩͆́͊̀̋h̸̛͔̹̤̋͘ ̸̻͓̣̀̎͆o̶͕̯̰̜̙͒͑̑͝f̵̛͔̠͗̉̈̑̚ ̵̛͎́̎̽͊t̷͔͎̱̊͑͒̿̔͠ḣ̶͇͓̯͎̭̩̲͐e̷̘͚͈͗̅̑́̈́̈́̌ ̷̤̞͎͙͛͗s̴͉̼̼͐̐̆̊ț̶̨̘̩̲̯͑̂̇̃͂̌͠o̶͉̠̩̊̄r̸͎̳̚m̴͔̊͝.̷̠̄͂ ̸̗̜̱̗̀̒̉̊͒͝͝Ṯ̷̝̣͛̄͐̓h̵̗̙̩̳̏̒͂̀͝e̷̹̼̺͍̎̽͑͑̈͂̄͜ ̷̺͔̇̚e̴̛͇͉̠͙̬̜̋̊͘͝n̸͖̥̜͚̫̽͂̊̀̂͘͘d̵̲̘͕̐̓͆̈͘͝ ̵͙̠̣̼̂̐̇̾̍͛̔o̷̲̘̱̞̹̐͂͊̍̎̕f̸̨̧̠̮̩̮̣͌̀́̍̑ ̸̼̅̄̇́̕͝d̵͉̘̖͂̐̒͒̒͘͠a̷͓͇̘͚̬̱̽͊̔̇̚͝y̷̢͋̃̽͋̋́̚ș̴͍̝͇̹̒̑̂.̵̞̩͎̹͓̤͑ ̶̨̲̱̤́̅̑͆̊̏̓I̷̝̩̝̹̞̞̤͆̾̚̚ ̶̫̱͈̓͊̂͑̃̒̕͜ǎ̴̺̳̕ṃ̷̢̧̗̽̏͝ ̵͚̺̥͛̅̎t̵̹͎̗́͂̚͠h̵̲͎͚̙͒̈́͑͝ę̴̡̛̗̟̝̈̄͗̄̒ ̸̠͔̪̠͉̼͗̐b̵̧̲̖͂̋͊̐̽̆̀l̶̲̗͚̽̒͜o̷̺̍͆̚o̵̩̣͌d̴̹̞͖͕̝͂͊̿̾̂̕͠e̷̦̓̅̊͆̆d̶̡͖̗͈̟̝́̿̕.̷̓̒͊̏̈​̫̮͙̂̿ ̴̧̤̪̬̤̳̌͝T̶͍̖͈̤́͑̅̑̋̈́h̷̢͓̻͇̆̒͐̐̈́̕e̶̳̱͒̈͒͒͝ ̶̯̮̜͔̱̲̍͑͒c̴̯̦͕̥̑̍r̸̨̰̗̙͎͍̾̓͂̇̚e̵̢̙͔̪̭̒͂̍ä̶̼́̌͝t̸̬͎͖͕͉̙̼̉̽͛̐͆͘u̷̯̩̦̱̒͗̕͜r̸͇̺͙̺͜͠​̝e̵̤͚͇̺̓͑͑̅̑̚.̶͔̿ ̴̨͎̙͚̰̞̩̅̈́̕S̶̜̐̈̌͊̒̚e̵̞̪̿͑̑̍͛̕̕ē̶͙̙̙̮̺̼͍̿̈̓̈͘̚k̶̭̫̟͆̍͑͐͐̈́̔ ̷̲̺͎͇̭̰̈́̄m̷̼͕͖͓̤͚͌̋̓̈ŷ̶̱̻̜͂̍͊́̇̍ ̴̓̈͑̔̀͝ͅn̴̛͕̹̳̰͒̓ȧ̵͎̩̪̻̼͜ḿ̵̞͖̾͐̕e̵̪͖̎͑ ̴̼̥̳͎̜̜̔̉̒͆͆̽͜a̸̡̙̖͈̒̐̈̽ͅn̵̛͉̹̗̠̺̉͛̀̃̉͝d̸͇̰̱̬̻̙̋̀̿͋̂͠ ̵͈̙̥̆ȉ̵͈͚͓̫̬̠̆͜ţ̷̞̟̹̩̈́̋̿͛̉ͅ ̸͍͔̠̟̉̑͊͗͜w̵̦͖̝͖̬̘̺͋i̸̩̤͔̹̥̔̍̄͗͠l̸̢͇͎̩̙͎̐́̅͌̽̈́ͅl̸͙̖̞̳̹̳̭̂́͊͆̀͛ ̸̙̬͚̖͕͇̖̌ḓ̴̡̭̗̳̟͛͌̊̐̀͝r̵̨̢̜͙͆̈́̑͒̋̆̓ͅi̶̡̮̭̗̬͊͌̚v̵͙̮͒̎̒̍é̵̻̜́̂͌ ̷̝̲̀̇͆͗̕͠y̷̭͍̮͊͌̂͋̚̕ŏ̶͍͍̤͉͂͗̆̚͝ȗ̷̖̪̄ ̴̼̗͔̟̉͊́̆̀̀̕ẗ̸͈̦̹͇̟̗͖́̂͋̏̏̓͆ȍ̸̗̩͎͈̚ ̴̢̛͓̩̖͍͍̻́̏̄͋m̸̪̪̤̰̱̑̍̉̍̎̋̇ͅa̷̯̺̦̳̿̚d̷̡̯̱̦̳͍͊n̷͍̺̭̲̈́̓̌͠ẻ̷̖̥͕̫̩͎͜s̶̡̳̖̞̳̦̣̈́͒s̶͛̔​͎̯̦̜͔̪̞̃̑͛.̸̰͉̄͛́͒̕ ̶̝̅͛̃F̵̹͂̒o̷̡͓͕͊̿̎̈́͘r̶̠̭̓͆͂̍̏̓ ̶̲̦̰̯̦̉͋̅̈́̃͌͜í̸̭̙̆͌̀̈́̚f̸̘̘̐̑̆̓͛͘͘ ̸̢͇̻̦̪͂̋ỵ̷̡͕̰̘̹͔̽͒̿̃̽̒͆ŏ̴͔̥̭̠̠̾ủ̶̞̜͎͇ ̷̛̜̊̽̀̿͑̀u̸̪̣̟̰̦̣̅̓̓̉́n̴̪̆d̷͔̮͎̣̤̥͙͗͐̂e̵̩͚̝̼͖̟̮͌̈́̍̋͘ȓ̷̦̈̈͘̚s̸͈̞̋͒͛̿̇̀͠t̴̨̙̞̒̆̊͠​̡̳̼o̵̹̤͋̀ͅö̸͕͔̞͕̼̈́̓̔̓͝͝d̷̰̜̰͓̰͕̀ ̴̨̨͎̘̣̄̿ͅa̸̢̛͖̣̗̒̂̈́̑ ̶̻͉̪̠̩́͆̌̉̂w̶̾̉̐̔͜o̶̙̜̳̭̼̣̍̄̎r̴͈̂͑̑͠͝͝d̶͔̝͙͐͐̔ ̸̳͖̱̪̰̯̅͗̈́̑̕ͅǫ̸̜͔̘̂́͒͂̌̊͠f̶̧̛͙͔͖̓̈́̒͛̍ ̷͍͎̈̀̇̈́͌͌͜͝m̶̫͒y̵̡͉̝̱͕̾ ̸̧̡̭̪͔̙̝͂̄̄̒̉c̸̘̟̪̎̈́͆͂͑̊͠o̶͙͎̠͙͓̅n̴̥̲̖̟̓c̵̢̹̯͐͆̌̄̈́è̵͕̹͕̬̻̰̭͛̽͗͗̕͘p̸̛̼̳̖͂̉͐͗̍̚t̷​̟͓̙̘̬̬͐͐̽̑̉͘ͅį̵͍͔̖͔̐͒̓̈́̾̚o̷̲̅n̶͈͎̳̥͎̏͑͌͜ͅ,̸̩̫͍̈́ ̷͈͉̺͕̼͎͇̎͛̿̆̅̿̕ẏ̵͉̤̣̖ơ̷̟̤̥̲̟͎͕̂ụ̷͇̘̓͂͠ṙ̷͈͊ ̷̢̺̼̓͆͆́́͒p̶͇̻̘͐̓a̵̖̫̘͖̟̅͜i̴̛̪̯̹̠̔̈́̀̅̃n̵̹̰̱̭͊͑ ̴̡̝̟͓͆̑̑͆͋ẃ̸̨̡̰̭͍͍̈́͗̓͊̈́͝í̴̢̨̛͚͓͌͑̊̇̎l̸̨͈͚̦̣̻̆̂l̴̢̜̄̔̉̍̽̚ ̴̺̟̂̈́̓͝͝b̸̛͎͖̣̼̦̎̎͊̍̓ȩ̶̖͊̈́̽̒́̕̚ ̵̫͕͈͇̒̅̽̾i̵̖̔̿̀͝ǹ̸͚̺f̴̫̩̜͕͕̍̄͐i̵͔̤̭̼̎n̷̡͕͍̟̬̘̈́̍ī̵͖̉̆́̈́ẗ̸̨̩̠͇̟͚̺́͌͛e̸̡̲̯̮̝̎ ̵̘̤̤͇̘͍̰̌ṯ̸͊̌̐̏̒͝o̵̼̯͗̚r̵̳͋̇̓͐ͅt̶̺̦̦̲͔̓͐̿́̑̈͑u̵̠͗̒̃r̵̰̖͗̃́͗̾̕͘e̷̢̡̯̟̩̪͈͊̾̎͊ ̶̻͒̽̌̂̄̊̂f̵̢̭̬̗̺̻͇̔̀̎̓͑ò̸͕̩͋͆̓r̸͓̅̀̈̈́ ̸͇̪͍̝̒͜t̶̟̰̉͛̽̃̕͝͝h̵͇̺͈͚͖̎̎̎͆͒ȩ̸͚̹̖̠̗̿̋̉̂̚͝ ̶̛͚̘̘̏͊̃̉͝ŗ̴͇̬̲̓̅̇e̸͇̥̫̙͊͑̃̄s̸̺̠̀̋ẗ̴̞́̾ ̶̙͓̘̠͔̝͝ỗ̴̆́̒̚͜f̸̛̜͎͓́̍̕ ̴̧͍̊͂͂t̶̫̣͍̲̺̓̓̈̈́̓͐͠ͅi̷͚̦͎̲͋́͐̑͛͘m̵̢͔̍̽̈́̉̄ȩ̵̗̜͎̄̄̂͋ͅͅ.̷̢̪͎͙̓ ̴̭̩͚̰̟̋̅͑Ṯ̴̟́h̵͖͙̬̫̣̾e̸͎̺͋̉͒r̴̬̩͚̞͊̄̀e̷̠̙͔̘̠͇̹̿̽̅͂̾̾ ̷̨̞̣̻͉̋͋̈́͛̑͘͜ḯ̶̡̨̞̣̉̓̽́̕͜ͅs̸͓̟̫̞̝͂̑̃͆̾ ̷̳̤̱͈͙͔͍̀͂̐́́͝͝n̴̙̩̭̔̏͆̈̚o̶͓͖̲̪͔͒̊̓ͅ ̸̧̧̫́́͐e̶̦̤̯̮̎̔̓̓̒͋s̸͉̺̭̬̀̌̓̈́͠c̷̡̣͍̊͆͝a̶͎̪̗̹͇͂͛̎̀ͅp̶͈͎̂̈e̸͓̻̫͔̥͉̐̑̀͊͠.̶̧̮̜̠͕̜͌̚͘​͈ ̴͉͠T̶͓̬̋͆́̌͌̉͝h̵̟͓̮̉̐̌̂͊͝e̴̞͛̒͆̔́̚ṙ̶̙͕̯̈́̈̔͝e̸̛͔̞̪̋̅̍ ̷̛̺̀̄̽͘i̶̲̺̇͐̎̇͊̽̋s̴̼͋́̇̽̍ ̷̹̜͓͆̇͌̿n̵̮͙͗͌ò̷̮̖̰̼͙̯ ̸̺̓͌͂̒̇̈́̾s̴̰̃̄ẁ̸̧͕͖̙̮̈́ĕ̴͚̣̦͊e̸̡͖̜͊͜ṯ̷̨͚͔̪̱̫̔ ̷͚̲̼̾̃̓̾̉͘͝r̷̨̥̳̙͖̮̣̓e̴̞̥͗̾͛̍͝l̴̡̬̳͈̬̓͆͒͐̊e̵̙̬̔̓̄̅͐̀͊ȃ̴̺̍̉̽̇͐ș̶̪̰͙͓͓̋ͅe̶̺͑̂̎͑̆​̢̮ ̶̤͇̠͉̑o̶̘̝̟̾̐f̶̨̣̗̼̣͙͝͝ ̷̡̗̯͎̥̦̊̈́́̇͝͝ď̴̨̤̗̻͖͕͛͆͆͑e̵̢̳̟̻̻̬̹͑̽̽́ȧ̶͉͎̆͑̉̐̆t̵͔̪͇̻̗̬̠̄̀͊h̵̹͙̭͈̾̇̊.̸̻̇̋͌̐͋̐̏​̙̼̲͎̥ ̸̨̲̹͚̈́͆͌T̴̡͈͉̙͉͍̣̀̏̓̈́̎̚͠ḥ̸̟̦͂̀͗e̵͖̣̊͑͌̍̄͐̚r̸̡͔̄̃̚ě̶̖͊̐͒ ̷̨̛̺̬̆̾ȋ̷͔̈́͒̿͌͠s̶̡͕̦̘͕̝̺̀̐͗̔ ̷̧͙͇̯̉̎̋̃͒͝ͅo̶͇̘̮͓̣̝̺͑̋̿̊̏n̵̤̄͝ḻ̴̞͂ỳ̵͇̯͓͎̩̓̓̈́̎̈́́ͅ ̴̡̠̥̥̻̦͈̆t̵̠͎̘̦̮͇̮̅́̀̉̀h̷̛̩̭e̶̱͚̽͂ ̵͙̏̏b̴̺͑͒̽̿u̴̜̥̫̘̍̑̆͛̚ȓ̵̡̞̙̂n̶̢̖̹̟͎̭̽̀̎̉͝i̷͉̤̺̰̻̝̟̓̒̅ñ̶̢͓̈́́́͠͝g̵̫̪̙̹̗͇̏́͑͗̋͜͝ ̷̬̻̿͒̂̉ŏ̷̓̑̔͋̎̾ͅf̷͉̫̫̀̓͗̽̍̎ ̷̬̮̲͒́̄͂̕͜f̷̡̧̬̘̯̺̬̈́̈́͒l̵̡̥̞̬͉͍̞̔̈́̂͂̋͒͛e̶͎̤̊͜s̸̙̥̒̉͘ḩ̸͖͍́͛̅͋̈́ ̴̜̈́̕͜f̴̞͍͍͛̀̿̍̚͘͝o̶̲̎̈́̑͠r̶̡̖̠̤̉̒̊́̐͠ ̴̫̜̊͐͘͜ă̸͈̯l̷͔͈͉̤̞̮̀̂͠l̵̢͛͛͠ ̴̢͉̞̜̼̗̩͒e̸̢̪̯͈̼̜̾̈́̀͝t̸̡̰͚̼̜͖̦͛̔̏́͒͝é̴͇̾̃̊̋͜͝r̶̜̓͂́̂͛ń̷̥̫̯ḭ̷̥̺͘t̸̘̐̈y̵͇̯̋̿͜͝͝​͕̣̮.̸̪͎̟͔̓̏̀

Poor boy didn't speak a word of Russian.

"Да, как угодно, залезь туда." The man commanded.

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Y̷̛̙̣͑̿e̶̛̲̩̮͗̀͝s̶̯̓̇͋̈́͠,̴̤̲̺͗͊ ̷̳͇͕́͂Ḭ̸̠̰̌̓̾ ̷̲͍͙͍̱̮̆̾̎͋̈́w̷̜͍̜͌i̵͍͂̑͘͝͝l̶̘̀̕l̸͕͔̣̗̙̀́ ̵͔̺̣͋͑͊̈̄̌͝d̴͙̖͔̮̤̻͒̌́́͋ȍ̴̭̼̠̬̎̏ ̴̩̜̣̫͖̺̼̔̉̔͋͛a̵͕͚̽̓̅̅͝ś̶̭̝̼͆̈͜ ̸̤͍̜͕͚͉̏̄̊͊̔́͝ÿ̵̰́͒̑͆̅͘o̶̪̙͖̫̦̊̅̂̀̇͆u̷͍͎̮͒̐̕ ̶͕̑͗̆̊̀š̶͙͓͖͙̯̙̥͗͒̐a̸̢͆̃͌̂͌͘͠ỹ̷̲̗͚̤̰̜ ̵̛̂̌͜͝͝͠f̴̖̗̖̻̭̓ơ̶̥̰̤͖̓̄̑ṙ̸̰̈́ ̸̘̼̯͉̝̻̝̀͐̇̾̾n̷̩̻̫̅̓̕ͅő̶̦̟̓͒̔͘w̸͇̓́͌̉̈́̈́̕,̴̱̼̘̜͈́̍͒͌͊͜ ̷̰̭̯̈̑̎̀2̴̛̩͕̱̎͌̎̅̽̚D̷̳̭̤̒̀̉̎.̴͚̬̰̄̆̽̏͝ ̴͓͐F̷͖͕̀ỡ̵̤͎̮͉͇̒̑r̷̻̫̭̭̍̒͜͝ͅ ̶̡̘͈̙̤̞̦͊͗i̷͈̰̥͚̾̇̀̄́͘̕ţ̵̻̝͂ ̷̧̗̹̼̜̻̐͆̇͒́͐̕i̸͖͍̥̫̋͜͝s̷̜̐ ̶̡̻͖̟̲͍̯̓͋̐͑̃̓w̸̝͔̖͎̖̌̑̆̂͌͘͝i̸̬̪̹̾̀͑̌̈t̷̹͎͈̺̪̿̒̈̓h̷̼̋͒̓͒͒̑î̶̗̙̏̉n̷͎̭͐̉ ̶͔͓̳̈́̀̆ẗ̶̢͈̮͓́͆͝h̸̹̺͕͇̰͔͉̾̾̀̽̈̚͝e̷̛͉͚̰̪̭͇̞̓̆͂͒͋ ̶̪̗̥̱̠̺̪͑̓͑͒́͠b̶̳̲̙̮̳̞̬̓̉͆́̚ö̵̧̩͚̱̠̱́̌̂͑͐̏ȗ̸̞͈̳̭͈̐̋͆̏͂n̵͙̅d̸̮̓̎͘s̸͙͖̯̫̓̃̎̀̿̚ ̴̱̻̊̌̽͘ǒ̷̬̭͓͔͙̟͒͜f̶̜̐͊̌̔͠ ̵̤̻͑͂̄̂̓̂̕ͅt̸̲̼͌̈́͆h̸̑̌̽͑̀͑̚ͅę̵͒̊̌́͒ ̴̨̮̣̦̱̞͂̏̏̆̅̿c̴̟̙̈̅́̾̍̿ͅö̴̗͈̘̲̤́̐̅̌̃̽̄r̷͉̤͚̰̬͒̈̔̚r̶̼͆̂̓̂͘u̸̩͎̓́̄̀̽p̵̧̝̣̼͂̈́͜͜t̸͂̃​͈i̷̜̯̐́ơ̸̗͈͙̍̉̈́͌ͅn̶̡͔͍͖̙͔̮̽̑͘͠ ̷̦̮̒͆t̵͚͔͇͍̂̽ḧ̵̞͚̳͕̈́̇̊̌ȃ̶̡̩̖͕̩̘̙̓t̵͍̟̗́͘͝ ̷̨͎͓̦̖̇̔̀̅̃̐͒ș̴̨̨̝͎̟͌͂̀̈́͛p̷̳͗̅͋̕r̷͖͋̔͘̚͝ͅẻ̵͉͖̫͉̻̪ȁ̶̺͕̭̯̳͈̈́͐̾̒̕̚ͅd̷̖͖̻͇͋̓́̾s̶͝​̼̭̥̱̮̽̾̽͛̂ͅ ̶̺̝͈͇͛t̴̤̱̏̆̋̍̋͝͠õ̸̭̩̌̆̀͆̾͠ ̵̡̦͖̓c̶̰͐̃̚͝ỏ̸̖̪̱͝m̴̛͎͚̝͝p̷̣̙͐͛ḻ̴̡͒e̵̱̬̩̣͓̒ẗ̴͇́̾̊e̸̠̗̹̪̯̹̋̐̇́͂ ̵̱̼̳̼̊͂̊̈́͘t̴̛͚̝̟̙̓̐̏̂̀͘h̶͉̿̓̂̚͜͠͝i̷̞͕͉̭̳̟̫͆̒̿̀̈́̌s̵̳͛̀̏͆͘͝ ̸̧̔̓̿̆̚͝ṫ̴̤̓̓̽̅̕ḁ̴͖͎͖̙̼̈̆̔̔̊̀s̵͚̟̞̬̤̪͌͒̒̒͐̂͜k̷̛͚̮͚͊͂̈́̿͐.̸̛̛̩̽̚ ̵̧̺̝͝B̵̢̛̩̺͉̩͕̩̓̌̔ȗ̷̺̖͈̠ţ̸̖̦̣́̂̉ͅ ̵̪̹͙̳̲̖̍̑̾́͜k̷̘͉͓̈́̋̽̃n̷̨̟̈́ö̶̧͍̲w̸͎̘̲͋̑͌ ̵̟̘̘̱̠̞̀̑̓̿͜ẗ̶͈̘̬̥͌̽̂͐͂h̴̹̙̭̀͛̉͐̀į̴̦̰͙͍̏͆͠s̴̮͚̫̒̑̈,̴̨͙̰̰̲͚͌̃̃̀͜ ̴̨̛͇̣͔̳̣̀͒̋ẙ̷̱ơ̵̻̖̱̈́́͘u̶̡̞͙̻̥͕̻͐͒̾̃̽̈ ̶̯̻̜͒ä̴̙̱̦́̉̂͋̋͘͝r̷͎̮̺͚̭̉͆͆͜͠e̸̛̘͇̱̝̤̥̤͂̂̆̌́ ̶̖͉́͋̄̏̚͠͝n̴̨̹̟̱̣͒͊̋ȍ̸͚͕̹̜̮̘͆̃̆͆̄t̶̹̘̼̻̲̍ ̷̥͎̻̤͚͇̬̀͝m̵̨̩̤̈̓͝y̴̨͈͉̝̘̞͒͆ ̴̫̣͙̿͘a̶̢̱̫̗̠̽̀͑͛̔̆l̸̰̬̝̲̝͛͌́l̷̫͍͖̇̑͘y̸̮̐̀͋̈̌ ̴̨̬͇̪̮̹͉̎͂͑͒͛̌͝ȧ̴͈̖̲n̵̛̛͓̹͉͎̈̄̍̌̕d̴̛̺̞̊͌͂ ̷̬͍̼̺͎͗n̷̯͊ö̴̼͍́̎̐̄͠ͅr̷͙̘̬̞̗͛͋́͊̉̆ ̴̝͙̺͙͓̮́͜ḏ̶̟͖̭̯̎̇o̴̯̻̖̻̚͠ ̸̯̭̥̥̯͔̠̑͊͝ỵ̶̧̡̝͔̲̠̐̃́͐̐o̴̡̟̻̟͈̟̍ͅû̵̢̦͂͌̉͛͠͝ ̵̛̣̹̳̼̓͠ͅc̶͇͇̞̝̄̏̓õ̴̧̖͚̱͇̀̈́̄͋m̶̥̻͎̎̐̑͌̀̕͝m̶͈͕̮̭̆͐̈́̈̆̉͝ͅä̷̧̘̀̈́̕͝ṋ̴̬̈́́̂̐̀̚d̸̽̔͂​̢͓ ̴̤͉̓̀̓̀̀̈́͋m̷̰̎̅è̷͓̻̬͔̩̮͒̆͘.̶̭́̿͌ ̸͚͍̪͖͍̎̈̕Ẃ̴̠͈͚̳̦͒̅h̸̲̄̂̓̋̊e̷̫͕̳͚͆̍͗̈̑n̸̢̜͇̞͙̈́͌͛͐̅̂ ̵̨̦͖̯̗̈́̐̒̉̿͐t̶̨̀͒̏̋͘ͅͅh̴̥̄͌͘ę̶̤͚͚̈́͐̃̋͊̎ ̷͇̌̀͒̋͝͝t̴͓̳̾̽͋́͂͘í̵̛̪̓͠m̴̧͚̳̭͙̬͓̀̍è̸͇͖̟͔͇͕̍̉̃͊́̈́ ̶̺͇̰̊̀̔͌͌̚c̶͙̘̀̏̔̈́͘͜ͅȯ̴̠̪͆͋͐̀̎̚m̶̨͕͔̳̼͇̃̓̀é̷̦͓̠͉̭̃̎͜ś̸̢͕̝̗͐̆̉͘,̷̦̳̰̲̚ ̶͎̒̽̀͘y̷̮͖͚͍̞̽̊̓̒͑͜ǒ̸̪̈́̿̿́̄͝ų̴̪͉̓̒͋̕ ̶̧̟̺̬̂ŵ̸̮̠̩̟̲̆̒̓̈ͅį̵̏l̸̰̆͘l̸̄̽͂͜ ̸̧̬̠͓̘̜̳́̈̓b̷̝̞̪̒̔̆̍̔̋e̷͎̗͕̅̀̃̈́͜͝ͅ ̴͈̻̙̽̅t̸͕̦̼̱͑ḣ̸̨̦͍̉́͗͘ȩ̷̛̘̞̎͑ ̷͓͈͇̩̜͒́̂̓͊͑͜f̵͙͖̩̩̯̠̓͆̌͑̆͐í̸̜̈́͠r̵͍͒̈́s̴̰͎̰̬̭̓͑̎̈́ẗ̷͎́́̌̎̚͠ ̴̥̖̙̽̽̇t̷̮̭͙̰̹̠̯͊͑̒̓͑͝͝o̵̠̦̓ ̵̺͓̣̥̬́̂̉̒b̶̡̭̤̟̈́̈́e̴̡̧̡̤̱͛̾͛͑̚͝ ̶̜͉̔̃́͜p̵̙͗̒l̶̳̠͚̯̪̱̩̈̂͛̽a̷͎̘͉̫̮̹͋̇͐̋̈́c̶͖̠̱̙̋͊̀̇̒͋̈e̴̘̞̥̙͉̦̒̆ͅ ̸̭̥͖̬͋î̴̲̼̬͈͕̹̅͝n̶̫̮̱̹͒̓̄̑ ̶̧̧̳͚̣̽̾̑̔̏̚͠e̶̠͔̿̊̏͋͆͂x̶̻̒͐͒̽̓̒i̸̫̝̙̜͓̺̥̋͐́̾s̸̨̺̭͂̊t̴͈̹̰̺̓̍͝e̴̮̔̄́͑̄̕͠n̶̨͠t̵̔̈͝​̼̥̉̐̉i̸̢̺͇̋̿̈́̓̅͠a̴͖͇̍̋͐̀̀̍̓ͅļ̷̣̥͂̈́ ̷̨̛̰͓́͒̿́t̷̻̭͎̄ỏ̴͉̰̮̫̮͛̓̀̒̈́̚r̴̡̞̗̳̥͖̜̋́̋̀̍̈́ẗ̷̠͖̳͖́̿̿u̸͎̬̫͆̂͂̽̀͗́r̷̛̳̝̀͛̏̔̃e̵̐͆͝​͖̾͘,̵͔̠̿͝ ̶̡͉̭̱̳̺͔̏̈̓͠ÿ̶̻͇́̀̿̆͠ǫ̴̜͕̠͕͓͠u̵̜͕̎̉͋̋r̷̨̡̠͈̝̺̄̿̑̅̀ ̷̙̮͎̳̍̑͠ľ̴͎͎̘̣̃̏͝í̶͖̄p̷͔̣̰̯̮̱̉̐̍͌́̄̀s̸̢̼̰̘̙̥̈́̋̃͐ ̶̗͔͇͔̾̀́̾̄̕͠r̴̼̱̙͚̣̭͆́̾̽͂͝e̷̥̖̠͉̺̒͒͛̎͜n̴̛͔͎̔͋̔̑̇d̴̗̻͓͆͆̊͠ ̷̱̟̫̺͚͚̓̾̾͊̆̉f̵̼͎̐́̆̈́̕r̷̛͔̬̈́́̉͑o̷͚̎͛̍̑m̷̨̹̟͔̻̬̆́̄͘͜ ̷̡͎̗̬̜̰͙́̇͛͋͐̓͑y̶͈͚̫̪̰̣̘͌̑͒͆̍o̴̡͉͌͋͗͆̐̃̿u̵̧͕̜͈̻͝ȑ̷̨͙̹̫͎͕̕ ̸̨̮͇̘̄͌͜f̸͓̱̹̔́̂̃̇͜l̵̡͎̬̘̭̓̈́͜e̵̪̻̤̻͌̀̽̒͜͝š̷̮͓͇̦̭̯̋̚͘ͅh̸̢̲͒̆͐̇̌̅͜͝ ̴̢̛̯̗̭̥̌̄ḁ̵̱̮͖͉̼̎́̄͜n̶̞̓̒̒͘ͅḍ̴͖͐ ̶̺̭̇͐ỷ̴̯̼̗̥̆̇̍̇̍ọ̴̽̽̊̇ü̷̪̭̜̈́̅ȓ̷̝̳͍̠͔̔̊̈̚͠ ̶̡̝̠͓͚͍͚͊̐̽̀͠t̷̠͋͛̌̔ọ̶͓̼̱͇̠̀̄͠ͅn̷̡̡̻̎̏̈́̕g̷̡͈̖͚͆̚u̶̳̬̯̜̜͛e̵͈̭̦̫͒̆̋̍́͘̕͜ ̸̨̖͔͇̙̂͝p̴̫̯̠̼͇̝͇͐́ẹ̴̭̩͈̫͕́͛͐͂̀̚͝c̴̼̝̈́̃̃̓k̵̨͇͉̣̃̈́̃͒̀͒ͅe̶͙̘̪̯̮̒͗́͂͑͝͠ͅd̶̲̬̘̰͙̄̔̍​ ̶̨̥͌̾̈́̍͠f̵̪́͒́̇̓̚͜r̵̝̳̩͓͐͠o̵̻̻͚͑͛̍m̶̮̖̀̒̂ ̵͎̜͎̫͊̃y̵̱͎͑͒̐̌̿͂͘ơ̴̦ū̷̻̜̘͎͊̂͂̉r̸̛̯̓͂̂ ̷̛̛̤̘̱̆̈́͆̀̿t̸̬̍́̈́̒͠ḫ̷̤̲͉̗̣̐͗̂͊͑̈́͠r̴̡̞̗̳̞̝͓̍ǫ̵̧̈́̃a̵͚̗̩̓̃̚͘̕t̶͉͑̅̊̿.̴̗̫̪͇͆̈̃̃

Despite the broken Ukrainian accent, the poor tentacle-armed boy seemed to understand and walked into the chamber before him.

Aleksei sits down at the computer. "Интересно, есть ли у них фортнит?" he says to himself.

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RE: ZEROCORP 3

declare

ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>фортнит
TRANSLATING INPUT...
INPUT ACCEPTED
FABRICATION INITIATING


A solid blast door seals D'aou'thovrex inside the chamber.
[Image: fRWmmzX.png]

Bright, blue light floods the fabrication laboratory.
[Image: ZZ0EKZP.png]

The door opens, and steam spills out. D'aou'thovrex head has been fabricated into a shield potion from the hit Zerocorp Battle Royale Game, Fortnite.
[Image: 0EBa7rY.png]

Also, a tasty looking, all american, somewhat not synthetic hamburger has been printed.
[Image: e2sWtfF.png]

ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>_
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RE: ZEROCORP 3

Declare

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Within a room located on the fourth (or fifth) floor were a pair of automatons, one a robust broad shouldered "Servitor" Class of computer head recently purchased by Zerocorp from UNI INC, the other was a leaner "Regulator" Class computer head, currently inactive and plugged in to a UNI INC "Thor's mead" Class power bank positioned in the centre of the room, behind this regulator was a large crate packed with high quality UNI INC tools.

The Servitor's chemical sensors began detecting an unknown contaminant. And so with it hoisting a UNI INC brand HooverHose™ it began the arduous task of mapping out a path way.

Ruh
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Minipost

Seeing that the strange Ukrainian boy, who exits the blast door with a new head. Aleksei sees the opportunity to make whatever his heart desires

Korone Inugami he inputs.

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ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>Korone Inugami
ADMINISTRATOR PERMISSIONS REQUIRED
ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>_


One of these post it notes might have a password, or something?
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*SLAMS TABLE*

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ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>VSDBUIIBUAS
INVALID INPUT
ZC/ZC.FAB/3402/INPUT>_
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Input password: 1234
Input password: Password
Если бы я только мог читать по-английски!

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INCORRECT PASSWORD
INCORRECT PASSWORD
WARNING!
ONE PASSWORD ATTEMPT REMAINING.


declare

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A horrible, angular vehicle rocks up.
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"cum"

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The hellspawn of the fungal infernum, after years of being hounded by relentless paladins, had finally found a place of safety. The master of this temple of 'zerocorp' didn't ask many questions, and nobody seemed to realise that the three remaining spawn were in fact demon mushrooms and not people.

With their weapons presented, they began the rites to sacrifice the smallest of their party, a shroomling, and once more bring their demon lord into the world.

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The thin priest chanted its incantations, and the flaming weapons of it and the warrior mushroom dissolved into nothingness. The room darkened, and the shroomling began to swell and glow with a hellish energy. The bloody runes, too, began to glow as the summoning magic pulled their lord into this world.

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Suddenly, the runes charred black as the spell was sealed and their master broke through, continuing to expand. Expanding so fast in fact, that the priest's control of the summoning began to slip. The energy grew greater and greater until...

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The summoning ended in a fiery detonation, sending the priest through the door and the warrior out the window, vestiges of flame clinging to it as it tumbled down. The floor beneath gave way to the incredible force and a shockwave was felt throughout the building.

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(This post was last modified: 07-30-2020 05:43 PM by Oshlet.)
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