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I'm sure this won't be minded here, as there are only two other alive threads in this sub.

Let me give you a little background.

It's like the tenth day of this science gig.
For 200$, you let some guys in lab coats give you some pills to eat and put you in this paneled room with a light that never goes off.
It feels like it's been a god damn week and then some.
You've slept 14 times, though it's impossible to tell how many were naps and how many times you've actually gotten any good sleep.
You don't feel very rested.
You've bounced the ball 37 times.
That's 37 bouncing sessions, not 37 individual bounces.
You're not OCD or anything. Who would keep track of that?

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It's time to blow this joint.
Summer doesn't last very long in Michigan, and you want to make the most of it.
This place smells like mold and socks.
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05-13-2015 03:49 PM
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RE: CYOA

Man, there's not been one of these in ages. Good idea, actually.
Cover the ball in slime

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05-13-2015 04:32 PM
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RE: CYOA

"Bouncing Sessions," sure.

Look out that window, and see if anyone would care for your soon-to-be-slime-covered ball.

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05-14-2015 02:08 AM
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RE: CYOA

Perhaps you should try and insert the ball into your rectum?
05-14-2015 06:18 AM
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RE: CYOA

Question what is was that those pills did anyway.
Attempt to levitate the ball with your mind.

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05-14-2015 08:12 AM
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Juggle the ball. There's only one, but no harm in trying to juggle it, right?
05-14-2015 08:28 AM
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Check out your socks, put them on your hands and break the light because why not.

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05-14-2015 10:00 AM
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RE: CYOA

Count the money again.
05-14-2015 10:17 AM
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RE: CYOA

I'm not going to quote people, but suggestions are in there.

You're not sure what the pills did.
They made you feel a little drowsy, but that was probably a side effect. It seems to have worn off, but you can't remember what you look like. Try not to let it bother you too much. Surely there's a mirror somewhere around here.

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It's time to check out this slime!
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It's not slime, it's mold!
Exciting times. You can't believe how quickly this chamber got dirty.

The scientists gave you a jumpsuit and some socks to wear while you were in here.
The socks were too small, so you put your money in them.
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You count $160.
40 bucks short??!! How the hell did that happen?

You contemplate smashing the fluorescent light in frustration, but it's too high up to give your punch any real force.
Besides, you don't want to deal with shards of glass barefoot.
Safety first, always.

Other strange thoughts flicker through your mind. They are ridiculous, and will never be considered even for a moment. Whatever sector of your mind coming up with these stupid ideas is wasting their time.

You toss the ball around for the 38th time.
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It's time to get out of here. How on earth are you going to open that door?
05-14-2015 05:12 PM
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Use the knob.

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05-14-2015 05:20 PM
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Put the money back inside the sock and use it as a mace in case you run into trouble.
Rub the sock into the mold for extra humiliation to befall the victim.

Knock on the door and yell "I am the one who knocks!"

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
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05-14-2015 05:23 PM
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RE: CYOA

Scream some nonsense out the window and lower your expectation for a response.

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05-14-2015 11:20 PM
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RE: CYOA

Check for weak points in the wall, especially around the mold.

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05-15-2015 07:39 AM
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RE: CYOA

Check out that shiny looking thing on the wall. Maybe its a teleporter, or a plasma cannon.
05-15-2015 08:25 AM
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(05-15-2015 08:25 AM)Oshlet Wrote:  Check out that shiny looking thing on the wall. Maybe its a teleporter, or a plasma cannon.

It's a light.

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05-15-2015 09:45 AM
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It may be a teleporter/plasma cannon disguised as a light. I mean, we've already found mould disguised as slime thus, everything could be an illusion!
05-15-2015 10:25 AM
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RE: CYOA

I'm with Oshlet, destroy the light!

If that doesn't work, try the door.

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05-15-2015 10:36 AM
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(05-14-2015 05:12 PM)Fizzick Wrote:  You contemplate smashing the fluorescent light in frustration, but it's too high up to give your punch any real force.
Besides, you don't want to deal with shards of glass barefoot.
Safety first, always.

I thought about that first. >:(

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05-15-2015 10:40 AM
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RE: CYOA

Try the door 38 times.
05-15-2015 11:04 AM
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You continue to consider smashing the light.
It's still a bad idea. What if they take back your 160$?
Then you definitely wouldn't get your 40$ back.

So, you try the door.

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You suppose the only thing keeping you in this room was scientific integrity.

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It's dramatically dark.
05-15-2015 02:48 PM
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Check if they have Skyrim installed on the computer

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05-15-2015 03:10 PM
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Smash the lights on the computer this time.

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05-15-2015 03:13 PM
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Try the door.

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05-15-2015 03:17 PM
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You can't resist yourself.
Video games are the bomb, and these science dicks probably have some sweet video games on their state-of-the-art PCs.
You've got Paper Boy and Burger Time for NES at home. You've always found time for some video games since Zork in college.

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System failure? You type "help".

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This doesn't look like any OS you know.

(You'll try the door as soon as you decide you're done with the computer.)
(You will not smash things without proper, plausible cause.)
05-15-2015 06:29 PM
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Ask the Beachball what to do next.
Name him Ernie.

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05-15-2015 06:32 PM
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