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Fite Me [Sandbox?]
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Battul Offline
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Fite Me [Sandbox?]

Fite me with spesships, anything you want really, I just wanted to have a Spess PW in case we die. If you dissapear I'll start banging on your windows in middle of night or just destroy your troops.
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Map done by like five people I don't know, I just threw bunch of asteroids from various places on black background, hope noone will have any objections.

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- Report please. - Commander Erwin Sans stroked his beard, while looking through bridge windows as huge steel blast shields went up. There wasn't much in front of the ship, mostly some space rocks and a distant white dwarf, that was pretty good at lighting up said rocks. It also was only source of lighting in room, because even the emergency lighting went out when they were escaping the Warp, and all their candles ran out few weeks ago.
- We have left the Warpspace, casualties estimated at 2/3 of the crew, mostly in engine compartment. We have multiple internal fires, and our Armsmen are hunting down serveral deamons that managed to get through Gellar Field. We have left Diarrhea Prime five days ago, we stil don't know where we are, and we aren't really sure where the ships that were in front of us went, Commander. - Mechanicus adept raised his head from countless screens, filled with green letters and numbers that he proably wasn't even watching, as he was linked straight to ship systems. His voice was also suprisingly human, only thing breaking the illusion was lack of emotions in his voice. Of course he was nearly entirely made out of metal, as some parts of his brain were only biological things left. He was also splattered in blood as some people around died in very horrifing manners, and one of junior officers was stabbing his own face with knife, before being finally beheaded and having his hands cut off by the guard.
- And how long it has been for us? Five months? - Five colorful months durning which Gellar field was acting up like woman on period, gangs in maintenance halls started a war over food (which was Orks by the way), that nearly tore the ship apart, and made everyone thank the Emperor that their ship was only a small escort, and not something where a real cities can exist. There was also a multitude of other crazy happenings, and for last week they had to shoot slave- pardon, voluntary penitents, and burn their bodies to keep the engine running (everyone who died before was sad cloud of smoke with it's soul fucked sideways long time ago already).
- Five standard Terran months and two days, yes. - The Warp was a weird... something, sometimes the time spent in it was shorter than it actually was in real space, sometimes longer (usually, which certain organizations enjoyed, as Imperial Guard or Space Marines had time to train in combat against Deamons or Ork infestations, before being dropped in actual war. This was also a annoying thing for Munitorium as fresh ship crews sometimes died of old age on a weekend trip.)
- It also appears our Navigator got his head exploded. - He didin't really liked that this thing happened, as they will have to replace him with some uncompetent spare idiot from bigger ship) though it's always better than him being turned into a conduit of evil sex magic. And the panic that would ensue as he crashes the ship into lair of something that resembles tentacle monsters made out of lemon juice, doing things unimaginable to human mind, would just make his dick harder.
- Indeed. - Seriously, very notion of understanding the true horror that could happen would proably shatter your perception of reality, turn you into a ball of pure NOPE FUCK THAT and make you to end like that poor Officer twiching on the floor, despite having been cut into pieces not bigger than a brick.
- Alright crew, that's it, I officially confirm end of our seventeen Warp travel. It went perfectly well. Congratulations, and as always, praise the Emperor! - It was really one of more favourable outcomes. Welcome to grim darkness of Imperial reality!

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Compounding the ragtag flotilla's misfortunes was a rival fleet of Malkadian scouting vessels; having traveled millions of miles from their homeworld, the pack of corvettes had since become obsolete in their original purpose, leaving the automated ships stranded in a state of energy conservation within an astroid field, inert until a shift in circumstances called a recalculating of their directive; in this case, to maintain the fleet.

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The commanding vessel was a relatively modest light monitor, more suited for atmospheric bombardment along with the rest of its fleet then as a proper space combatant. The AI housed within it scanned outward and picked up a large irregularity within the western quadrant of the space they were occupying, identifing it as an unknown alien vessel of some degree, containing various organics within its metal exterior. What was more, several readings for rare and exotic materials were being picked up, and not in any insignificant numbers.

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The machine silently calculated its current standing with the information it currently had at hand, awaiting for additional movements on the target of interest's part.
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RE: Fite Me [Sandbox?]

I could make a turn right now but I honestly would enjoy if more than one person popped up. :V
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Fite me ;_;

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05-01-2015 03:12 PM
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People can show up further into the match, can they not?

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Why not? Of course they can.
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Just stalling your turn won't make more people show up :p

I'll see if I can join in anyway.

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But I don't really want to play with myself... have advantage.

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declare.
05-01-2015 05:41 PM
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(05-01-2015 03:59 PM)Jafhar Wrote:  Just stalling your turn won't make more people show up :p

I'll see if I can join in anyway.

Well, you know, I will be also busy redoing those huge (375 pixels long, 160 pixels high Retribution Class battleship, with frontal/rear shots which would be about 120 pixels wide, so I can unleash some broadsides up into this spess) so I may as well wait until I get enough targets to shoot at.

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In the blackness of deep space, a vibrant pink vortex splits the fabric of reality. A comet is belched from within, and a heavy purple mist flows heavily from the gate.
Instruments aboard nearby ships ring with alarm at the sudden development. If any looked through windows, they would see a bright little flower slowly blooming in the distance, and be strangely titillated by its beauty.
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Warp damn it, it's Slannesh ready to ravage our holes. D:
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Also guys escalate this quickly I want to bring in 375px butterships.

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*Declare?*
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An immense fleet lurches into sight, the sound of patriotic music emanating from their hulls.
They continue to steadily advance forward.
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I see. Let me just finish my battleship.
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Additional scans brought up an incomming fleet from the eastern quadrant, as well as a disturbance down at the western space. Adjusting for the additional forces, the command ship orders the minut craft to keep themselves hidden under the cover of the astroid field for the time being, waiting for the proper time to strike.
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Haha, I love it, Battul.
Oh, also what are the rules for the turns? this is my first PPW match ;=;
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Same as usual I think. Just declare and make your turns like always
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Not much rules actually, I suppose if anyone wanted to discuss anything you guys could pop up on IRC or talk using private messages really, as I'm not going to tell you that you have to do something.

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Alright cool, thanks guys.
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declare.

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As the cloud dissipates, the warp-gate roars into bloom. Tendrils of energy stroke the surrounding space, and the inside rages with life and power. The comet slows to an amble, revealing it to be the tattered remains of a ship. Perhaps an insult? A sweet, honey-like aroma can be smelled on the lower decks of other ships. Crew pause to appreciate the smell. Some search for the source, to no avail. Suspicion grows among others, believing some delicious dessert is being hidden from them.
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It would seem you've mucked up the continuity.
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what the fuck Fizzick
you weren't here when I posted
EDIT: Ok, it's fixed.

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Low to the sector's "South West" lay a refueling outpost of the Lunar Hegemony, laying low after the detection of several unidentified groups of vessels entering the asteroid belt. Although usually it would simply be a combination refueling and survey base, equipped with nothing more than a squadron of Soyuz Utility Craft and some science vessels, it had recently been paid a visit by two long-range Lunar Hegemony battleships. The Potemkin and the Kasparov lay at berth, having returned from a long half-year journey to the far-flung edge of the spiral arm, now resupplying on freshly distilled O2 and H2O from the outpost's collectors for their life support and fusion reactors.

Their trip had been uneventful, but now the crew readied themselves at their stations, itching for action after a long and boring deployment.

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The fleet continues it's lumbering advance, unaware of the goings-on around it.
Perhaps they are neutral? Perhaps they are not, a mystery for the ages!
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Pair of Imperial Star Destroyers with escorts exits hyperspace jump. After a second, battle alet buzzers are coming to life: the jump ended in unexpected area of space. A particulary unlucky space rock breaks to pieces after collision with ISD's deflector shield.
- Status report! - orders Rear Admiral Besser to the officers at the bridge. A familiar swarm of short messages fills the War Room. No significant hull damage, reactor fuel is in abudance, shields are charged and online, unidentified ships in the vicinity... What?! Rear admiral looks at holographic scanner displays. Several red dots are seen in upper hemisphere.
- Helmsman, where the hell are we?
- Sir, we have experienced a mis-jump. I can't figure out our location for now.
- How long it could take?
- Sir, I really do not know. There's neither known stars nearby, nor navigational buoys.
- Fine. We are in deep shit, gentlemen. Unknown vessels are nearby, in an unknown area of space and we're barely able to maneuver in an asteroid field. Okay, gunners, prepare to blast these rocks out of our way. Recon, your task is to scan our 'neighbors' and find out if they could pose a threat to us. Navigation, find where the hell we are and how, damnit!

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