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(RP) Heroes Vs Villains
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(RP) Heroes Vs Villains

WELCOME. THE LONG AWAITED RP HAS BEGUN!

Let me talk you through it...
READ IT AND REMEMBER IT. OR DIE.
Spoiler :
The Civilians are controlled by me. later to be controlled by Agent, when he comes back from camp.
L20 controls the Police. They know when a crime is happening when they are rung up by a civilian or hero, or a cop is already on scene. (this will automatically let the cops everywhere know what is happening) The cops will NEVER win unless the villain says otherwise. they are there for scenery and drama.

Civilians set up events for the heroes and villains.
Example Scenario:
The bank has had a priceless diamond delivered by a rich billionaire playboy, who wants it to be secured safely in the strongest and biggest safe.
It will take 2 - 3 turns to arrive there from somewhere in the map. either in a van or by foot, this can be intercepted and the diamond stolen! or if it makes it to the bank, a daring robbery takes place which the police must arrive to. The heroes use their super senses to find out it's happening (only if they have that) or they can be patrolling the streets. They can protect the bank or rescue the diamond.
The villains don't know about the diamond until they do 1 of 2 things.
1. They have gang members nearby who can radio them.
2. After an event happens (that is say, when the diamond has already arrived) i will post a special post with a news broadcast saying it has happened! obviously the news wouldn't report such a secret event before, would they?

Villains fighting Heroes
Just beat each other up until the villain or hero surrenders/dies/gets beaten to a pulp/is knocked unconscious/other bodily harms in THEIR OWN TURN. no knocking them out in your turn.

Civilians Casualties.
Kill as many as you like, i'll just restock the map.

Collateral Damage
do NOT raise the whole city to the ground before the RP has properly kicked off. make the city last as long as possible, even if you are a giant granny tank on steroids. Spapples...

Driving around!
You see those roads? they are not pointing at the door of that nice cafe... Spapples. they are pointing off map into the distance. Use them to teleport to another road but only if you are in a vehicle. Feel free to smash a door down and clear a ground floor if you are being chased and want to add some drama. but if i see every ground floor in the city flattened so soon, i will not be happy.

Repairing the city
If the city is too flattened, i'll send in a work force that can magically repair mild damage, and only mild damage, in a turn. Of Course, heroes with super strength are fine to help repair too!

Interacting with Civilians.
I only move them when there is no heroes or villains to interact them with. Once you begin interaction you control what they say and do until you leave.
Don't abuse this power.

The rest of the rules are common sense. so have fun!
oh and place your hud in the big white space that i'll be making.
Remember all the rules? no? check back now before you dare start!

Map (windows are missing. i'm fixing it in my turn)
Spoiler :
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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
(This post was last modified: 08-03-2013 08:40 PM by TheOmegaPyro.)
08-03-2013 08:25 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

Declare. I'm not doing my turn above so i can give you guys chance to read. and think.

You don't need to think, Spapples, i know you have problems with that.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 08:25 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

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The smell of oil and smoke filled the air around the old warehouse that Tara Nox, or Toxic as she and the news call them,  had inhabited with her intoxicated minions. She was busy filling in her new "gang", which she recently intoxicated, with how it worked around here.

"Now listen... If there is one thing i do not like, it is people who disobey. My name is Ma'am or Mistress. preferably the first, because this is not a wierd porno." She smiled to herself. she spoke with an air of dominance and her voice was quite deep, while keeping it's femininity.
"Yes Ma'am" they all spoke in perfect synchronized monotonic voices, like robots. it even sent tingles down Toxic's spine sometimes.
She put her hands behind her, as if standing to attention and walked past them all.
"Your job will be to find me more subjects. Pick on the poorer sections, people don't care if they disappear. Although the only reason they care so little, is because they don't even exist in most people's minds." she stopped and looked at them all.

So far she only had 3 people under her command, one keeping lookout. IF she could expand, it would be wonderful. brilliant. Amazing! because then she could get revenge on the world that shunned her so. But she wasn't go to tell her life story to herself, she knew it already.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 08:39 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

*Bangs fists against table*
It's weird, not f***in' wierd.

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
08-03-2013 08:42 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

Declare!!
08-03-2013 08:43 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

Fuck. where did i right weird, Trifon?

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 08:44 PM
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(08-03-2013 08:44 PM)TheOmegaPyro link Wrote:  Fuck. where did i right write weird, Trifon?
Now you're just toying with him. :tophat:

[Image: 35f784cdb0.png]<br />Midgets...as far as the eye can see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[shadow=red,left][glow=red,2,300]Procrastination[/glow][/shadow] - the answer to all your problems and a problem in need of an answer.
08-03-2013 08:46 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

I'm going to go to the edge of the earth, find an Aztec tribe and get them to stab my heart out.

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
08-03-2013 08:48 PM
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(08-03-2013 08:25 PM)TheOmegaPyro link Wrote:  Collateral Damage
do NOT raise the whole city to the ground before the RP has properly kicked off. make the city last as long as possible
Nice job breaking your own rule Omega, Tara Nox has apparently destroyed the entire outer city in the background upon her arrival. :v: (Also little tidbit, Tara Nox can be interpreted as Queen Death, nice touch.)

Oh and just in case it helps, I before E except for when it's not because there's so many damn exceptions. :smile:

[Image: 35f784cdb0.png]<br />Midgets...as far as the eye can see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[shadow=red,left][glow=red,2,300]Procrastination[/glow][/shadow] - the answer to all your problems and a problem in need of an answer.
08-03-2013 08:56 PM
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In contrast to the lively conversation happening above, silence dominates the chilling lair of Sapphire Sovereign. The dragon-like villain stands unnaturally still, scanning the well-used whiteboard before him with icy reptilian eyes. His gaze darts between diagrams and notes, processing each one carefully before moving his attention to the next. Eventually, his stance relaxes and he motions to part of the board as he opens his mouth to speak, as if describing its contents to an onlooker.
"The city has been... oddly quiet recently. It goes without saying that this isn't ordinary, and I'm positive that others have noticed too. A city with such a high concentration of... 'special' individuals does not simply fall quiet without due reason. No, no... something is afoot."
The villain begins moving, rapidly and stiffly, as though marching, soon coming to a halt at the other end of the whiteboard. His sight remains fixated on the board as he continues to opine to himself.
"Nonetheless, I am prepared for whatever is to come. I figure, correctly, that it would be much better to anticipate and intercept the coming storm than to throw myself into it. Perhaps I could yet gain from these upcoming... events."
Once again falling silent, the scaled supervillain continues to observe his whiteboard, standing statue-like as his brain quietly attempts to predict and plan for whatever 'events' it had previously predicted.
08-03-2013 09:08 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

Spoiler :
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fixed sky...
Edit: All the windows are gone again... wtf. DAMNIT
EditEdit: Fixed. also the people were gone. so that is fixed too.

[Image: steam.php?id=600606&amp;amp;pngimg=n...;tborder=0]

Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 09:18 PM
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...What is happening?

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
08-03-2013 09:20 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

an annoying skybox.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 09:21 PM
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This is off to a flying start

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
08-03-2013 09:23 PM
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Great start, great start.
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(08-03-2013 09:23 PM)Trifon link Wrote:  This is off to a flying start
Great (Satirical) minds think alike.

[Image: 35f784cdb0.png]<br />Midgets...as far as the eye can see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[shadow=red,left][glow=red,2,300]Procrastination[/glow][/shadow] - the answer to all your problems and a problem in need of an answer.
08-03-2013 09:24 PM
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Re: (RP) Heroes Vs Villains

Stop going on about Flying Tarts!...

and do a turn or shut up!

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 09:26 PM
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Less complaining, more declaring!  :gonk:
08-03-2013 09:28 PM
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I would, but the windows are all out and I need to wait 4-5 hours for the white van man to come fit some more in.

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
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i fixed them...
(08-03-2013 09:18 PM)TheOmegaPyro link Wrote:  Edit: All the windows are gone again... wtf. DAMNIT
EditEdit: Fixed. also the people were gone. so that is fixed too.

[Image: steam.php?id=600606&amp;amp;pngimg=n...;tborder=0]

Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
08-03-2013 09:30 PM
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Ah. I see. Ah well, nothing I can satirise and mock now. I shall declare.

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
08-03-2013 09:31 PM
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Headcase finally arrives at Nipton mall after 6 minutes 12 seconds 42 milliseconds and 12 femtoseconds of... floating. It was swimsuit season in a dreary summer of 2013 in Generic City, and he would be the most fabulous at the beach. Not even that bitch Janine would be more fabulous than the beautiful and glorious Headcase in his lacey bikini bottoms wrapped around the perfect bust... of his nose.

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Headcase reaches for the door and... Oh... Dammit. The predicaments of being 21, gorgeous and a floating head. Well, there's only one way to get round this.

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Well, that's one way to get round it, Headcase. Now go forth, and select thine beautiful beach attire thou shalst beateth thine bitch, Janine with.

WAAAIT. Forgot to actually SAVE my turn.

Fixed it

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Declare!
08-03-2013 10:02 PM
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Wearily standing there in the middle of this bustling city was Robert Brown, an accomplished businessman who's feats ran amok the enterprising world. At 21 he was on a paycheck of $450,000 a year which was more than enough to sustain his luxurious and extravagant lifestyle from a day to day basis as he live it to the utmost capacity. Now we find Robert Brown waiting to cross the roa-

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WHOOSH

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''I'll be taking this, good sir!''

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Landing within the middle of the mall, Arthur Richmond seemingly appears from thin air. Practically being a celebrity around the city, if not hammered by the media day-by-day, the locals in the area are used to his teleporting antics and him appearing in the middle of a crowded area was common-place.

And my, was his new hat the motherfucking shit.
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Sorry i cant join in cause my computer fucking up and i might need a new one  Graaagh:frown:
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Declaare~

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
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