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(Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere
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TheOmegaPyro Offline
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(Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Heres the map
Spoiler :
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Spapples said big. i gave him big... by giving him one of his maps.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
(This post was last modified: 07-22-2013 09:28 PM by TheOmegaPyro.)
07-22-2013 08:47 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

[Image: nypKHi.png]
A gentle wind blows through the cracks and crevises of the abandoned settlement.
The roar of the quiet engines seems louder then usual in this bleak landscape.

"- Activating Procedure: 'Secure' on [Unknown Location]. Full Attention recommended. -"
"Affirmative"
the whirring of gears echoes through the building and the thuds of metal boots ring out.
The automatons make their way to the sandbags.
"- Primitive Cover + Primitive Settlement = [Scanning Database] Former human settlement. [Radiation Scan]Minor Radiation. Settlement wiped out after [Database - Human History] Worldwide Nuclear War of [Earth Year] 2014 AD -"

Clicking and Whirring continues as the troops make their way to their positions.

[Image: steam.php?id=600606&pngimg=n...;tborder=0]

Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
(This post was last modified: 07-22-2013 08:59 PM by TheOmegaPyro.)
07-22-2013 08:47 PM
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Trifon Offline
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

There's a random white line on the left, just thought you'd like to know

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-22-2013 08:54 PM
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TheOmegaPyro Offline
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Thanks. my turn is done. (check above)

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-22-2013 08:58 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

You should really just post your turn in a new post rather then editing the above one.

Anyway, declare, I'm really bored.
07-22-2013 09:00 PM
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TheOmegaPyro Offline
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

I edited it just as Trifon posted, so i thought it was going to be the latest post.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-22-2013 09:01 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

[Image: 2hysKI.png]

I hope you don't mind infection armies, I've wanted to try these guys out for a while.

Deep in the lobby of the mall, the triffids grow. Mutated from the war, the only indicator that these plants are here is the occasional rustle of leaves from the harsh wind of this scarred wasteland.
07-22-2013 09:17 PM
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TheOmegaPyro Offline
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Declare ('cause theres only 2 people at the moment, i see no harm)

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-22-2013 09:19 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

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"- [Lifeform Scan] No Sentient life detected. Threat level - [Blue] - - - - [Life Detected] Mutated Vegetation = [Unknown] -"
"- Keep Threat level at [Blue] - "
The automatons make their way to their next points.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-22-2013 09:31 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

I have the urge to declare now, but I don't want this to turn into a 1v1. I'll give some other people a chance first  :v:
07-22-2013 09:33 PM
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Trifon Offline
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Meh, I may as well join in with an army I haven't even worked on in like, a month and is in fact not even in the work-in-progress thread.

Declare

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-22-2013 09:35 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

>Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.

:crying:
07-22-2013 09:35 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

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A raiding party belonging to the Serpents of Niflheim are set up within the bowels of a decripid old boat, which they have held down against the elements for the past few weeks. The party, headed by a short-tempered Útlagi, grows restless and eager to set out and explore the barren wasteland they have found themselves in.

Inside, a Hrafn finds his Ulfsark compatriot catching a few seconds of sleep in one of the crewmens beds. They can't be sleeping, the lazy bastard, they are the Serpents for Odins sake, if you sleep on the job you're going to be beheaded.

"Vaka!" The Hrafn shouts, making sure that none of the others do not hear, out of fear that his friend would be shot on the spot "Vaka, Heimskr"

Modir Online. Recognising Speech Patterns... Language Detected: Old Norse. Setting Parameters. Loading Parameters. Complete. Translation Operational - Old Norse to English. Confirmed. Translating.

"Hey! Olaf! Wake up!" He continues, but the Ulfsark doesn't stir from his rest. "Dammit, lazy Ulfsark"

Meanwhile, downstairs, the leader Útlagi stands on the rusted metal cart, trying to get the steed in front to work.

"CURSES!" He bellows in anger, echoing around the metallic boat. "Go steed... GO! I command you!" He defiantly calls, but still no answer from the strange metallic beast. "YOU DARE DEFY ME?! YOU THERE!" He points to the scout Ulfsark out front "Come here and give this nag a good kicking."

Michael Rosen YTPs are still funny.
07-22-2013 10:00 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

You stole my declare and stole the place where I was gonna land my troops.
:frown:

Anyway, declare before someone else can get in.
07-22-2013 10:03 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

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A Vallorian officer watches the distant flying craft with rapt curiosity. He is concerned less about how it functions, however, and more about its purpose in his squad's sector. This area was meant to be completely dead for at least seven cycles. The two nearby soldiers squint at the skyline for a better view.
Below the top of the wrecked truck, a few grunts pace around, evidently bored.
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07-22-2013 10:36 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Declare!
07-22-2013 10:37 PM
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A tear occurs in the time stream, remnants of a civilization long gone echo across the decrepit streets; Bustling taxi cabs, the chatter of pedestrians, the occasional American-Italian man bellowing at a passerby and the constant buzzing of cell phones.
From this rupture appears a rather snappy gentleman by the name of Harold Haraldius, stumbling into this new realm he gleams...not before realizing what stood before him.

There...

There before Harold Haraldius stood another pixelated being, much like himself, except this being was a motherfucking oversized lizard that was beautifully sprited - unlike his rather simple pixel form.

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Sighing, Harold Haraldius simply looks into an unspecified location and talks to the great Piskat no-one in particular.

''Seriously shitlord, why sprite me here? I'm going to get my arse whooped because of CubeJackal and his goddamn lizards...''

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After Harold finishes being an ungrateful prick and realizing I could have chosen any other army, he looks back and simply says.

''Piskat is a right old cunt isn't he?''

''Greetings mister lizard, how are you?''

Meanwhile the rift begins to clear up behind him.

Where we're going we don't need 4th walls.
07-22-2013 11:29 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

Declare.
07-23-2013 12:35 AM
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A Quandian task force moves underground to infiltrate the vault.

Two backup Raptors fly over the scene, with one deploying grey, cylindrical objects over the battlefield.

(Sorry for terrible description, I have to leave right now.)
07-23-2013 01:10 AM
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Eclair.
07-23-2013 09:55 AM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

mmmm... Eclair....

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-23-2013 09:58 AM
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The machine-gunner in front of the new arrival almost yelps in shock, backstepping slightly as he fumbles with the LMG slung over his back. It's soon at his hip and pointed directly at the newcomer's face, accompanied by a perturbed-sounding growl. Other nearby Vallorians point their weapon of choice at the intruder, while a soldier to the rear jogs over for a better look. Noticing all the commotion, the officer lowers his binoculars and carefully regards the scene unfolding beneath his vantage point. Whoever this time-traversing fellow is, he'd better choose his next move extremely carefully.
07-23-2013 10:25 AM
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Declare

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07-23-2013 11:22 AM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

i think you're meant to do your turn when you declare...

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-23-2013 12:36 PM
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Re: (Sandbox) Battle for Nowhere

You could give him longer than an hour and ten minutes to work in. It's not like we've got declares stacking up. ::)
07-23-2013 12:38 PM
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