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[Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.
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[Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

In a city, on an unnamed planet, a battle takes place!

Rules!
Declare before posting a turn
Be reasonable with your turn I.E don't insta-snipe a player's army in one turn.
Don't whine.
Have fuuuuunnnn!

Now you may be thinking, 'SniperCom, isn't that the map from Spapple's RP but in daytime?'. No, are there any robots in the 1950s? No? Shut up.

[Image: arms_of_the_empire.PNG]

"Patrol mode engaged." O'Beepsky's Potato Battery charged up, while down below, a few droids ran to the gun store.

"Secure it! Purge the city!" "Do you really need to be a damn zealot?" "...Yes. SHUT UP, SYMPATHIZER"
And all the others were guarding the Empire Arms hotel.
07-08-2013 07:29 PM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Declare.
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A House of Moons light siege Gruppe has managed to sneak into the town and is about to shell the living daylights out of the poor unsuspecting buggers in the hotel. The spotting drone is almost in place and the first of four one tonne shells has been loaded.

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
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07-08-2013 09:53 PM
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Declare
07-09-2013 02:21 AM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

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A regiment of the Quandian Empire swarms the area, setting up fortifications and positions.

One of the Gunships opens fire at the nearby vessel.
07-09-2013 02:38 AM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

A fighter swoops down and opens fire followed by a dropship who fires on the lift.
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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-09-2013 06:22 AM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Declare

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
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Those darn reds had arrived here about half an hour earlier in their truck, and after a short picnic POWER LUNCH, they were ready to go. The recon man had already moved through the feilds, and fired his grapple-gun up on the roof of the house, sub-machine-gun close at hand in case some prat came through the door at him. "Oh that cur's going to have what for if he comes through the front" he thought to himself with a smile.

Back at the truck, the masked soldier peered through the feilds, utilising the thermal vision of his helmet. There was something glowy in the distance, but he suspected it was just a left-on oven. The other soldier, already a little bored, hopped into the truck and took a shot at the statue, grinning widely when the shot from his gauss-gun struck, tearing the stone head to pieces.

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Declare.
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The siege gun fires with a deafening blast, flinging its white-hot shell at supersonic speeds toward the hotel. The shock wave shatters the flimsy plastic sign and throws up clouds of dust as well as almost swatting the sentry drone out of the skies. Meanwhile the spotter drone has sustained critical engine damage and starts to fall out of the sky.

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
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07-10-2013 06:36 AM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

declare. (i shall continue moving the shell and breaking things as supersonic sound would do.)
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Knowing that such an inaccurate gun at that range would do little to the trooper, the dropship begins it's descent. Just in time, as a deafening boom shakes the dropship and flies past the radar at enormous speeds.
The Fighter sees the enemy aircraft cripples and finishes the job with a heat seaker.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
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07-10-2013 03:51 PM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Declare.

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07-10-2013 04:40 PM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

the others haven't had time to react yet!

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
07-10-2013 05:33 PM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Also, Omega, the shockwave almost swatted two of Major's units out of the sky. It would do some damage to yours regardless.

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07-10-2013 05:52 PM
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Re: [Sandbox!] I can't think of a name.

Don't worry, I'm not a mean guy. Usually I want my own stuff to be destroyed in droves, but if I bring lots, people assume I'm innit to winnit, and if I don't no-one attacks me.  :frown:

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Boom.

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07-10-2013 05:53 PM
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(07-10-2013 05:52 PM)Rusty Shackleford link Wrote:  Also, Omega, the shockwave almost swatted two of Major's units out of the sky. It would do some damage to yours regardless.
I never realized his unit got hit out the sky. so sorry :p

Also, those 2 units are my only ones and i'd rather keep them at the moment.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
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Dklr

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Two Cobras approaching city from the East.
"We're closing in, repeat, closing in!"
"Roger that. Recon tells about gunfight around the city, could you confirm it?"
"Well, there's some civilian vehicles.. Correction: we've spotted an SPG position down there, they're attacking the city! Permission to engage, sir?"
"Negative, ground crawlers should be here already*, these should be them. Anything else?"
"Well... I am not sure, it looks like a Chinook without rotors... This thing is landing on the roof of some building, I cannot recognize type of the craft, though"
"We aren't have any friendly air units there, so you're clear to engage"
"Roger. Red out"
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* Operator at the HQ was wrong, armored column haven't arrved yet. The Cobras should clear the path for it.

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Declare
07-11-2013 08:34 AM
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Yo, Toothpick, you still around?

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Yeah, posting in a second
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As the Post Bot opens up, the two soldiers take their opportunity to attack the soldier out of cover. With a quick check, the grunt fires off three shots before landing one on the enemy which causes plasma to burn up his suit and soon his skin. Hearing this; the other squad gets ready downstairs for a push into the skyscraper. The ground Post Bot seals off the back door to prevent anyone from getting a good sneak attack, in case they were followed.

Meanwhile, one of the Raptor pilots gets out to prepare a Service Beacon, while the other flies high to get a good read of the field.
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Toothpick, they're androids. They don't have skin.  :v:
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I suppose in all technicality if it's a thin layer of material covering the outside of its body than it doesn't really have any other name than skin at all. :colbert: Food for thought, I guess.

If your plan of attack is going to plan, you're walking into an ambush.
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(07-12-2013 12:19 AM)InfiniteCastor link Wrote:  I suppose in all technicality if it's a thin layer of material covering the outside of its body than it doesn't really have any other name than skin at all. :colbert: Food for thought, I guess.

Yeah... but they're basically wired skeletons with screens for faces. They really can't have any skin. Unless they are fucking sadistic.
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Maybe we should find a specific name for this stuff.

If your plan of attack is going to plan, you're walking into an ambush.
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We need to give snipercom a chance here... he hasn't had a turn since his first and he's being slaughtered.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
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