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Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro
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Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

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The scout kommandos of the Khur'ash warmachine had entered the area recently (a couple of days ago), avidly exploring, the hobos had cleared out a while ago, not wanting to tangle with the new invaders. These new invaders happened to arrive in colossal, steam powered space rockets, each rocket having a weird-science teleporter core allowing them to (Albeit, dangerously) cross vast sections of space in little time what-so-ever. This was, in fact, the precursor to interstellar teleporters used by Khur'ash later on. Not all of them would use the teleporters though, some sticking to hyperspace portals on account of their safety and accuracy. (They weren't as fast though)

Tohek, commander of the squad of five, had just finished a fruitless scout around the perimiter, and sighed as he saw one of his soldiers holding one of the giant guns of whatever lived here. He was marked out thanks to his hat of command, which naturally meant you were better than those wearing helmets, and was armed with an officer's sword* and a bolt-action blunderbuss, capable of firing both clouds of scrap and slugs out of its wide, fluted muzzle.

There were two soldiers down by the barrels, one smoking a weed-pipe while another hefted the bulky assault rifle, his face the Khur'ash equivalent of grinning**. Their weapons were left awry, the individuals owning them far too busy with more important matters (smoking and posing).

Beneath them there was another pair of kommandos, dressed in the same red clothing as their allies. They were both equipped with the model-3 bolt action carbine. It could hold 10 shots per clip, and while it retained all the power of a rifle, it lacked accuracy making it more suited for close to mid range encounters. It was lighter than the rifle however, but still hefty enough around the head to be used as an effective improvised club. The upper Khur'ash was warming his hands with the flaming barrel, and the lower one, much like the curious soldier up above, was examining one of the oversized weapons. In this case it appeared to be a grenade launcher.

*Khur'ash swords are designed to cut through flesh and armour easily, due to the sheer tougness of their sworn enemies, the Thyroktians. The sword is more like a heavy, long cleaver.

**Khur'ash are not entirely insects. They are in the grey area between insect and mammal, however still posess small pincers and a mouth which would be considered 'sideways' to our own. A Khur'ash grin is quite different from a human grin.

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
05-08-2013 05:28 PM
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Re: Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

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The helicopter, designated as a Buzzard class, hovers down to the top of the tower of containers and a heavy trooper leaps out. After sighting the unknown troops the TEF were hired by a classified company who wish to take this site for themselves. the TEF hope to do it peacefully and have sent an Operator with escorts. The operator turns to the engineer.
"If this goes smoothly, it won't last long.
"We can only hope" the engineer scoffs and looks down at the heavy.
"Do we really need that big gun of yours?"
The pilot switches on a inbuilt loudspeaker.
"Warning unidentified troops, we are the TEF. We have a proposal. Please do not be alarmed. We're coming down slowly and armed."

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
05-08-2013 07:40 PM
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Re: Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

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Tohek looked up, spotting the helicopter. It definitely wasn't of Khur'ash design... Maybe it was a vehicle of the aliens that lived here! After the confusing message, in a strange, twisted dialect, Tohek noticed the guns and yelled "Stand down aliens, if you fire upon us the Khur'ashian empire will battle and destroy you!" Naturally, he was speaking in an impossible to understand language consisting of a large numper of clicks and apparently, nothing else. He looked to his men and said, more quietly "Get ready, I have a feeling this may end in a firefight...".

One of the two soldiers obeyed, hefting the assault rifle into an upwards position, only spotting a fragment of the enemy helicopter. He could hear the blades though... His nerves thrummed and his finger twitched slightly. Not enough to set off the gun. Yet. The smoking soldier, in comparison, uttered a disinterested click, lowering his pipe and taking a short glance up. Eh, probably wasn't that important. He looked forward at his colleage, grinning at the sod's jumpy-crazy nerves. He didn't move from his position.

Down below, the kommando who was previously warming his hands, heard the command yelled, and went to pick up his carbine. Despite his mutations, the air was still a bit chilly to him*. His head arced downwards slightly, where he nodded at his ascending ally.

The ally had left the grenade launcher, deciding it would be a fuss to hold such a large weapon, so stuck with his Mod-III carbine. He nodded in return to his partners gesture, the old stairs clanging as he walked up.

*Khur'ash live on a planet which has a temperature averaging about 80 degrees celsius, Khur'ash themselves are comfortble from 65 degrees, to 110 degrees. They usually die at temperatures below 50, and almost instantly at temperatures humans are comfotable at. All Khur'ash on this planet have gone through a mutation process allowing them to survive in such cold conditions. This is not the extent of Khur'ash mutation skill however.

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
05-10-2013 06:48 PM
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Re: Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

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the Operator and the Engineer hop down.
The pilot notices the sudden change in attitude of the strange creatures and understands one simple thing.
"Guys, they don't know english..."
"and we don't know that... stuff... that they speak.
"Good idea to put away your gun to give them a sign. meanwhile, i'll run the voice translation program from the recording of their speech"
The helicopter's frontal gun retracts. All the soldiers hope that it goes down well.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
05-10-2013 07:18 PM
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Re: Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

Spoiler :
I am a lazy Kittenpillar indeed.

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The Assault-rifle weiliding kommando's trigger finger spasmed, sending a spray of bullets slamming into the helicoper. One stray also severed a hinge on a container, causing the other to groan under the strain. There were no direct hits on any of the soldiers (luckily for them) however one of the sizable bullets skimmed the officer's hat, ripping a chunk out of it. Instead of stopping, he decided to keep it up, and more bullets rammed into the helicopter, possibly piercing the armour.

Tohek's eyes widened as his fellow soldier sprayed the enemy without warning, and ran forward to tackle him to the ground, wincing as the sound of gunfire cut through the air. He lowered his blunderbuss and prepared to throw himself off the crate, hopefully landing in such a way that her could disarm the madman, and possibly give him a good old smack in the mouth.

Baron Smoke-a-lot continued smoking. He would fight when the fighting affected him, currently it didn't though.

One of the two lower soldiers trooped up the stairs, slightly nervous as he heard the loud repetitive noise of gunfire, still, it was his job as a soldier to fight with his allies! He checked his carbine one last time out of anxiety. Clip - check, Bolt - check he rattled through the mental list, until he exausted everything he could hope to critisize. He put on his war face and continued marching.

His ally walked down the corridor instead, intent to explore, trying to fool himself by thinking: "I'm looking for a good flanking point to tactically exploit the enemy..." he sighed... That tactic wasn't very effective. He knew he should be helping the other kommando's rather than doing this ridiculous exploring. Still didn't stop him doing it though.

Quote:I think the induction of "LOL" "OMG" and "<3" into the Oxford English Dictionary is a sign of the End Times. Only, instead of a rider on a pale horse, it'll be a gibberish-spewing spastic in a monster truck named "The Dildozer".
05-23-2013 01:02 AM
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Re: Those darned reds versus those even darn'd-er purples. Kittenpillar vs OmegaPyro

(Sorry, haven't had the bother to do PW lately, i'll get back into it!)

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The Operator quickly halts and stays motionless, shocked by the bullet which narrowly missed him.
"You all right sir?... Sir?" the engineer stands up to get a better view and sees the front of the container topple over the edge.
"Might need this "big gun of mine" now!" shouts the heavy, gripping his gun tightly
"Not quite! the translator is almost done!" the engineer states triumphantly and hits a few more buttons on his keypad before pointing his gun back at the enemy.
The Operator continues to stand, waiting for the next hail of bullets.

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Quote:Government Hooker: hmmmmm
Government Hooker: I might make a move tonight
Government Hooker: be a great chance for me to warm up
Government Hooker: I'm a bit rusty see :v
Firebug: RUSTY
Firebug: HOW DARE YOU HACK HIM
Government Hooker: shhhhhhhhhhhh

You can teach a robot how to dance...
But you can't teach a pair of shorts how to pants.
05-31-2013 09:30 AM
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